australia lost a bunch of wickets to india in the powerplay which was pretty funny. adam zampa seemed less affected by his accidental swim into a wall and more by not being used v well. big zampa fans here at daisy (he does well on bi vibes!) so hopeful for better things next time and perhaps the purchase of some goggles.
india retaliated by also losing several wickets up front which again you have to say: funny.
some would argue that it’s only funny when it’s not happening to your team. we have to disagree. it is always funny. do i laugh when it happens to england? absolutely.
your only other option is becoming inhumanly rattled like twitter users @_nathanf38 and @127J_H. what’s better for your wellbeing bestie? SELF CARE is when you DON’T CARE about what happens in an odi.
kl rahul saw his life flash before his eyes as he missed out on a century accidentally hitting pat cummins for six instead of four. he will be a meme forever more for that moment.
some asked is it okay to be upset missing a personal milestone in that context? the answer is yes, obviously, india had won easily. grow up.
why are half the england players in aliexpress special shirts? the difference in font has got my ocd pranging, it feels like the precursor of some deep curse. but they won, so maybe that’s the secret, maybe the should keep the mismatched shirts? which ALSO gets the ocd pranging. much to think about!
dawid malan was forced to smash a cake in some sort of hazing ritual that may need further investigation. waste of a cake too. why.
kusal mendis made things pretty exciting in sl-pakistan with 122 off 77
but then pakistan executed the highest successful run chase in cwc history. finally a nice spicy odi!
despite the fact that muhammad rizwan was suffering from a desperate case of hurty back due to being over 30 years old he gave us a 131* complete with some comedy writhing, including after hitting the ball into his own leg. he also subsequently posted in support of people in gaza which you have to say is: king shit. he also basically got called a would-be terrorist for doing so, which is the most brainless islamophobic coloniser bullshit – get a fucking grip. kim, there’s people that are dying.
there was very little meat in india v afghanistan. pointless, pointless match. like i’m literally unemployed and it was too boring for me. i went out to buy teabags to liven things up a bit. yorkshire gold, if you’re interested.
why do they bowl rashid khan so late? this is rhetorical i don’t want an answer it just seems silly.
oh and new zealand beat the netherlands iirc.
rumours that daisy cutter is rapidly running out of ideas are untrue – it’s just that odis are quite boring. remove those 30 boring middle overs and you’ve really got yourself something! just an idea.
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